Just a quick heads up for everyone.
Saturday there will be a LAN Party starting Mid-Afternoon in Waterloo Iowa.
We will be playing (and providing) the games: BF2, StarWars BattleFront 2, CrashDay(?), Call of Duty 2, and anything else suggested or provided.
If you haven’t received your official invitation, consider this it. Everyone is welcome.
For more details check out MyLanparty.Net
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Yes that’s right, Poop on UFC! It’s becomming more and more like WWE(F) every day. In a recent article on MMAWEEKLY Dana White (UFC head honcho and puppetmaster) made some pretty stupid comments on past and future UFC events. Apparently Tito Ortiz is no longer going to fight (beat the living piss out of) Ken Shamrock. No reason as to why, but probably so Forrest Griffen can take out Ken ‘the old timer’ Shamrock. And that is exactly what’s going to happen. Ken will be fighting Forrest in a July UFC event. So what else did Dana have to say? He continued on by ripping on the judges in the Ortiz / Griffin fight saying that “he scored Forrest as the winner” and that “Abe Balardo should never score another MMA fight again”. Now don’t get me wrong, I would of loved to see forrest pound Ortiz’s face, but Ortiz ‘won’ the fight even though it appeared to be rigged. Dana White also mentioned something about UFC on HBO. Oh how convenient for the fans that have to pay $35 dollars for the PPV events…. now if we want to see the show we’ll have to get HBO?! Piss Off UFC(Dana White)!!
Oh and if all of this wasn’t enough, check out this Corny Ass Website they have for the Gracie Hughes Hype…. err fight.
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So, you didn’t find any easter eggs this year? Me neither. I didnt find any because I didn’t look, however if you were lived in New Zealand, you didn’t find any because they hate the easter bunny, or more so just bunnies in general. Last year over the easter weekend they killed about 21,000 rabbits. I think I need to move to New Zealand, sounds like a good time.
Well it’s that time of year. Time for a spring hair cut! Normally I get myself a chicken cut (def: The big chicken cuts your hair just bring a sixer of beer to share) but he’s been busy so I decided it was time to take matters into my own hands, or actually Brians hands. I showed up and he was glad to shave my golden locks. ( I was tempted to stick w/ the mo-hawk because it was totally bad ass) I ended up taking a gillete Mach 3( we can’t all have razors with 5 blades that vibrate) to it by the end of the night.
You can see the reults below….
Professional Wrestler Professional Wrestler copmlete w/ muscles
Fins? 1 Bad Ass Mo-Hawk
No more hair 
No picture of completely shaven. Sorry
Well about a week or 2 ago I signed up for 25Peeps.com. (Found this on Jakes Blog) Basically it’s a website where you post a self portrait and people click on it an go to your blog based on how interesting your picture is. The more clicks on your photo the more traffic you get. The more clicks you get the longer you stay on the front page of the website. I probably wont last long as about 1/2 of the blogs ont he page are German. So “Hallo Freunde” to all my german readers. Go check it out, sign up, and click on me and my bad ass hair. Which by the way is all gone. Pics to come later.
This weekend, I didn’t do a whole lot. Just sat around and watched movies really.
One of the movies I watched was the original “Night of the Living Dead” directed by George A. Romero in 1968. This movie is now public domain which means anyone can download it LEGALLY!!! Now, on to my point. While watching this movie I realized that zombie movies must actually take place in some alternate universe. Well duh of course they do, there are zombies walking around. That infact is not the reason they take place in an alternate universe, but because no one in these movies has ever in fact seen any other zombie movie. It seems that in all zombie movies no one really knows how to kill a zombie, until they hear a radio broadcast, or see it on the evening news. There is always some moment when they figure out yes, you have to shoot them in the head. Of Course!!! Everyone knows that! Now, like it or not Everyone has seen a zombie movie. I bet, if you ask someone on the street how you kill a zombie, they would say, shoot them in the head, or maybe even hit them in the head, or possibly even set them on fire (all possible acceptable answers) So how come these people in the movies don’t know how to do it? I’d like to see a zombie movie where people know what zombies are and say hey that’s a zombie, then grab their Yugoslavian SKS that they have handy and pop one off right between his eyes. Now THAT would be a believable zombie movie!
Well it’s true, I’m officially a tool. As I sit here at panera and look around at all the nerds sitting and reading their poetry or scribbling in their notebooks as panera’s (i’m sure) own special brand of commercialized jazz plays over the monitors overhead I realized that I am no better. Sitting here with my beany and mug of coffee clicking away on my iBook. The girl acrossed from me looks up from her novel every once in a while to make sure I’m not looking at her. Then looks back down to check her Ipod then back to the book. I wonder what the people that work here think about us. I wonder if they have some sort of little game they play. Maybe they all put in 5 dollars at the beginning of the day and are allowed to pick out one person who fits the standard description and see how long they stay, or who drinks the most coffee, or makes the most trips to the bathroom. I’m destined to win gold in all of those events! Oh well, the reason I came to Panera (besides the fact that their sandwiches rock ass, and are over priced) was to be able to sit down and do a little work (not for my favorite 3 letter company). So I guess i’m not as bad as those with novels, poetry books and sketch pads…