Well I officially no longer hate Andrew Switala’s 6 year old girl. My “Christmas Tree” (and i use that phrase lightly), has finally sprouted (after 2 seedings and much love and sweet talk). Yes it’s true, “Chad Sexington” (his unofficial name) has finally decided to become a living creature known as the great white spruce (or some other conifer name that I may choose to make up) or which ever type of evergreen it may be. The point is, by next year (possibly) I should have a 8 inch pine tree with which I can put lights and decorations on. Granted I’m no longer mad at a 6 year old girl, I still have it out for Gifto, Inc….. You bastards!

Yes, it’s true I have found a use for the wireless camera that I received for christmas from my older brother. I know you’re all dying to know exactly just what it is I’m doing with it, so here is the setup…

I am officially a big game hunter! (bet you didn’t see that one comming) Now when I say “big game” I technically mean over sized racoon, but close eoungh. So, we (Pete, Scott, Rodd, John, and myself) decided we needed to hunt down said racoon, but do it in a somewhat quiet manner(Scott’s neighbors are nature freaks). The original plan was to put some food out and wait for the coon’ to show up and kill him(using our primitive weapons), but I came up with a better Idea. We have been feeding him (or possibly her) a mixture of tuna, kippers, and 2 knids of sardines on a nightly basis, but we weren’t quite sure what was eating them, or if the wind was just carrying this wonderful slurry away. So we setup the wireless camera (thank you brother scott) , moved the food within 10-15 feet of it, and recorded 6 hours of video. The next day we reviewed the tapes and low and behold, there was our coon, stealing away our delicious fish mixture (it really is quite delicious). So, here’s the plan we know it takes the coon approximately 3 minutes to eat said mixture so we’re either going to set up the cam, go inside and have some spirits and wait until he shows up, then blitzkrieg him (WW2) style, or just set out the food close to the house and camp on the garage roof with weapons in hand. Weapons being: 1 high powered pellet gun, 2 non-compound bows (comeplete with freaking expensive carbon aarows), 1 blow gun, and possibly someone with some rocks depending on how many people (hunters) there are.

I know you’re probably alll a little disappointed in my for using the camera this way, as I assume it is illegal, but for a wireless/battery powered camera I could of found few things things worse to use it for.

I’ve found something as bad as “The Glocks and Brother Taur“. Well, not as bad, there is nothing ‘as bad’ but if you want something that would also be placed in the 7th ring of hell I suggest you check out Worship Jams. How Ironic that worship Jams belongs in the 7th ring of hell.  Anyway, this CD is brought to you by those little bastards that created the kids bop CD’s. And if you’re not familiar with those it’s like Now thats music(1-22) sung by five year olds (with extra pipe organ).  Unfortunately I can’t provide you with a link to Worship Jams songs to download, as it is such a hot item.

I’m sure you all remember the days when you used to be able to buy a 20oz pop, un-screw the lid and see if you won another 20oz pop. Lately that seems to have changed. Now most soda companies do a lame buy one get one free scheme, where the odds of you winning are still the same as they used to be, but to really ‘win’ anything you still have to buy another pop.
However, this evening after buying some gas (which has jump up from $1.98 to $2.22 in about 48 hours) I went inside the hy-vee gas station to pick up some 7up for to mix with some whiskey (don’t worry it wasn’t the Knob Creek) I grabbed a 1 liter of 7up. I then traveled home to enjoy some good company (Wrigley) and fine spirits. Well, to make a long story short, I cracked open the 1 liter of 7UP (making sure it fizzled all over my hand, floor, and counter)  to find that I have won another free 1 Liter! WAY TO GO 7UP!!!!! I have now found my new favorite soda. I guess I’m just easily pleased.

Well, Brian is no longer the cheap heartless brother that I once thought. He has officially gotten me a christmas present, albeit late and possibly catering to one of my vices it’s a present and I like it. So, I know that you’re all dying to know what it is I got. I got a bottle of Knob Creek Bourbon Whiskey (aged 9 years for those of you that don’t know) and a UNI shot glass, which believe it or not I didn’t already own. It’s kind of an odd pair being this whiskey should never be drank as a shot, but it shall be used for a much lesser quality booze (Old Crow for instance). Now, I can’t really be mad about him catering to my personal vice of drinking being I purchased him a Mr. Beer Premium Home Brewery Kit. All in all, a decent gift. Merry Christmas Brother, Merry Christmas. (Look I even capitalized it!)

Whoa whoa whoa. Things around here look different. Yes it’s true, I have finally succumbed to the man and stopped using blosxom. What does that mean (besides the fact that I am officially a tool)? It means that there WILL be a gallery, working links, and there are no longer ugly looking RSS feeds with broken links. And for those of you that use some sort of RSS reading program (Live Bookmarks, Sage, whatever it may be) you’ll need to update your links to point to the new (and entirely too maninstream) Fiddelke.org. This isn’t going to be the final look of Fiddelke.org, but it’s a start.
Oh and for some reason you feel the need to wade back through old posts the formatting is all bunked up, and comments are gone. We have blosxom to thank for that as well…

I know, I know… It’s been a long time, but I’m a busy boy. Time for
updates. Well I have a puppy (hardly), I was promoted at work (oh
yeah, It’s hard being a playboy), I’m single (watch out ladies?)
and I live in a basementn still (total turn off I konw). So what am I
doing? Working on starting an OSX software company (LimeGreen Software) So
watch for that! And who is tired of that damn “Glocks” picture. I
am! And as for you Aaron Fiddelke, I chose this site because my
Name is fiddelke too. Crazy huh?! Oh and Jehosephama Medjapjaji,
go to hell!. Thats about it, So happy
christmas to all, and more to come later.

So, about a month ago I was tricked into buying overpriced candy and
trinkets from a co-workers cute little child. I decided $6 was far too
much to spend on a package of gummy bears so I decided to spend $10
dollars and get myself a mini christmas tree. The flyer she presented
me with portrayed a small 1 foot tall conifer of some sort. I thought
to myself, “Cool, I’ll get a mini christmas tree”. Not the case. My
co-worker Andy brought in everyone;s items and presented me with a small
3×3 Box. I wondered what the hell it was, because I clearly ordered a
miniture christmas tree. Well, I opened my package and what did I find
inside? To my surprise my “miniature christmas tree” was actually a a
small clay pot, a plastic green sack full of dirt, and
a paper envelope containing approximately 11 White Pine seeds. WOW,
this is exactly what I wanted!!! No, not at all, but what am I to do,
beat up a 6 year old? Not gonna happen, I learned not to do that the
first time. So, I guess I’ll just try and grow my beautiful white
pine. Next year (hopefully) I’ll have a beautiful sappling for
christmas. And a tip for all of you that have friend that have
adorable little children that sell garbage, if the products come
from Giftco, Inc. Stay away!
Disclaimer: the word christmas was not intentionally left
uncapitalized….
because really, I dont know if it is supposed to be or
not

So what did you all get for X-mas?(I’ve gone from not capitalizing
christmas to totally taking christ out of it, take that!) Here is a list
of the best and worst gifts that I received.

Best Gifts

• JSI DVD Player Upscales DVD’s to 720p or 1080i. Plays Divx(among
  other formats). Only costs $65 bucks!
• ASTAK CM-811T Mini Wireless Color Camera What’s it good for? I have
  no idea, but when I find a use, I’ll let you all(all 5 of you that read
  this) know.
• Adidas Men’s Alpine Reversible Beanie How much cooler can you get? It’s reversible, and no longer available. Party on Wayne!

Worst Gifts

• Farm Theme Analog Clock. Thank you “Santa” (Scott). No link because seriously no one would ever sell this. However it could possibly be worth thousands as it is peronsally incripted by it’s creator “Kathie” and made for “Mom and Dad”. Check the foto for yourself.
• Anything from Brian Fiddelke Now, you’re probably asking yourself, why is this so bad? Because I didn’t get anything!

So there it is. Sure i got other things which were cool like a big
picture of my wrigley pup and an orange laptop bag, but it didn’t make
the list this year. If you have a better idea for a gift of for me
comment and let me know, or just send it my way and you will get your
own section!