January 25th, 2011
And this is just something completely random…..
I just got done watching the State of the Union Address. However my comment has nothing to do with that, you’ll here no opinions regarding how right or wrong Obama is. My observation is completely random.
I think Shepard Smith is a robot, or possibly ‘Agent Smith’
That is all…..
See you in 13 months.
November 27th, 2009
Well, it looks like my ability to find deals and my desire for frivolously spending money on crap i don’t need has gotten the best of me yet again.
The other day I stumbled upon a deal for a case of Christmas lights. I am now the proud owner of 6 boxes(1 case) of 300 light strings of energy leeching seasonal bliss. But for $6 shipped how could I (or anyone) say no?
I thought it would be cool to decorate the pine tree in my front yard. Anyone have a skyjack? So, any ideas as to what I should do with these?
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November 10th, 2009
1x Linksys OGV200 (Network Optimizer for Gaming and Voip)
1x Vince Young Gladiators of the gridiron (now with real bench warming action!!!)
1x Chop and Grate Set (which i purchased when it was for sale the first time around)
1x SoundMaster Express (Speaker Tote for iPod)
1x Belkin XM Case
6x Halloween Flasher things so the little children don’t get run over I suppose.
1x Box sans Woot Logo but apparently laced with the smell of delicious critters
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October 13th, 2009
Sometimes getting up a couple of minutes early in the morning albeit annoying, can prove useful.
Had I done this yesterday I would of prevented myself from taking my shoes off at work and looking like I just stepped out of a boxcar. Maybe next time I’ll just get up early and verify that my dog hasn’t eaten the socks that I decided to wear, or maybe I’ll make sure to find my harmonica and pack it up with my can of beans and the rest of my belongings and tie it up in my hanker-chief around my stick. It’s a toss up really…
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October 9th, 2009
No matter how hard you try, it’s impossible to chase a run away ping pong ball and not look like a toddler chasing a bullfrog
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August 24th, 2009
Well really it’s just one bone.
This is what happens when you jump a dirtbike and land like an idiot
There are a few more pictures in the Gallery of the results of me attempting a jump (yes I was on the kiddie course) on my 1999 Honda CR250 and landing on the front tire.
Enjoy my stupidity
Technorati Tags: Broken Clavicle, Broken Collarbone
June 29th, 2009
This weekend an old man shared a little fishing tip with me about how to catch bass
Try throwing something that looks like a minnow or a worm
Thank you old man. Without being blessed by your profound observations, I’d probably still be tying sticks and rocks to the end of my line.
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June 5th, 2009
I have officially been cleared of all charges and the lawsuit against me has been “Dismissed with predjudice”
Having never been a defendant(besides for one traffic violation as a wee lad), or been sued for that matter I was unsure what that actually meant. First thought, the charges were dropped and they’re not happy about it. What it actually means… When a case is dismissed for good reason and the plaintiff is barred from bringing an action on the same claim. Hoooray, no more silly law suits.
And if you have no idea what i’m talking about, I got dragged into a law suit for my accident that happened 2+ years ago (lawsuit was filed 1 day before the statute of limitations was met, convenient ehh). The plaintiff said that I caused injury to her by hitting her car from behind after the Mini van had hit her head on. Except by that time her car had already left the highway, crossed the ditch and ended up in a field. The only vehicle I hit was the dust buster-esque mini van that was careening towards me in my lane after hitting the plaintiffs car.
Justice was serverd!! (at least in my side of the case)
March 18th, 2009
Yeah it’s been a long while, but I’m still here… I’m a busy boy
- I got a new job! I’m no longer Full Time DBA at CBE. I’ve moved on to Veridian. What’s that mean? Lots of things, new faces, new skill sets, new problems, AND a new wardrobe. Anybody want some heavily worn polo’s?
- My house is a mess. (Surprise Surprise) I’m currently redoing my kitchen cabinets. Just kind of a spur of the moment deal. Why didn’t anyone tell me how hard to was to remove 4 layers of polyurethane and nasty orange stain. Before, During and After pictures will be posted when I finish (in 6 months)
- I got a new toy! 1999 CR250. I haven’t had the chance to ride it more than just the test drive and down the road and back (ok and once around the back yard but that made a BIG mess so I wont be doing that again) but it’s one scary machine. And if you’re not sure what a 1999 CR250 is it’s a big mean dirt bike.
- The ice has melted! It’s time to get out and do some open water fishing!
Technorati Tags: Bits and Pieces, Refinish Cabinets, 1999 CR250, open water fishing, DBA
January 6th, 2009
A fight for the ages…. (per the title)
And a winner emerges
(Apparently I posted this as a ‘page’ instead of a post. I fail at the internet)