Fishing tip of the week.

June 29th, 2009

This weekend an old man shared a little fishing tip with me about how to catch bass

Try throwing something that looks like a minnow or a worm

Thank you old man.  Without being blessed by your profound observations, I’d probably still be tying sticks and rocks to the end of my line.

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This just in…

June 5th, 2009

I have officially been cleared of all charges and the lawsuit against me has been “Dismissed with predjudice”

Having never been a defendant(besides for one traffic violation as a wee lad), or been sued for that matter I was unsure what that actually meant.  First thought, the charges were dropped and they’re not happy about it.  What it actually means… When a case is dismissed for good reason and the plaintiff is barred from bringing an action on the same claim.  Hoooray, no more silly law suits.

And if you have no idea what i’m talking about, I got dragged into a law suit for my accident that happened 2+ years ago (lawsuit was filed 1 day before the statute of limitations was met, convenient ehh).  The plaintiff said that I caused injury to her by hitting her car from behind after the Mini van had hit her head on.  Except by that time her car had already left the highway, crossed the ditch and ended up in a field. The only vehicle I hit was the dust buster-esque mini van that was careening towards me in my lane after hitting the plaintiffs car.

Justice was serverd!! (at least in my side of the case)

Bits and Pieces

March 18th, 2009

Yeah it’s been a long while, but I’m still here… I’m a busy boy

  • I got a new job!  I’m no longer Full Time DBA at CBE.  I’ve moved on to Veridian.  What’s that mean?  Lots of things, new faces, new skill sets, new problems, AND a new wardrobe.  Anybody want some heavily worn polo’s?
  • My house is a mess. (Surprise Surprise)  I’m currently redoing my kitchen cabinets.  Just kind of a spur of the moment deal.  Why didn’t anyone tell me how hard to was to remove 4 layers of polyurethane and nasty orange stain.   Before, During and After pictures will be posted when I finish (in 6 months)
  • I got a new toy!  1999 CR250.  I haven’t had the chance to ride it more than just the test drive and down the road and back (ok and once around the back yard but that made a BIG mess so I wont be doing that again) but it’s one scary machine.  And if you’re not sure what a 1999 CR250 is it’s a big mean dirt bike.
  • The ice has melted!  It’s time to get out and do some open water fishing!

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A fight for the ages…

January 6th, 2009

A fight for the ages…. (per the title)

Gladiator Ready….

Gladiator Ready……

FIGHT!!!

And a winner emerges

(Apparently I posted this as a ‘page’ instead of a post. I fail at the internet)

TENORI-ON (looks like a toy, creates music like a pro)

November 10th, 2008

So as some of you may or may not know, I like to dabbled with music.  Whether it be clumsily playing my guitar or tinking out a few things on my Axiom-61 usb Keyboard.  So I’m always on the look out for new toys to play with electronic or otherwise.  Well while scouring some of my normal sites on the net I bumped into a youtube video of a girl (an attractive one at that)playing with what looks to be a large extravagant version of the old Tiger hand held Lights Out game from the mid 90’s and singing along

Lights Out(cool huh)

Anyway, after being thuroughly impressed wth her, and her ‘toy’ I did a little investigation.  Her toy is actually a musical instrument/synth/loop buider (ok it’s kind of a toy too I guess)  It’s called the TENORI-ON and it’s made by Yamaha.  It’s really pretty cool, not just the simplicity of how it works and how you set loops, but the extra little stuff they put in the display how the notes, explode, or pop when they’re played.  This is the video that got me interested. (It’s a cover of Hot Chip - Ready for the floor)

And if you’re just interested in ‘little boots’ (the girl in the video) check out this link where she sings,plays stylophone, tenori-on, piano, and claps along.  It’s good stuff

Anyway, the christmas season is right around the corner, so if you don’t know what to get your tech friend who loves music take a hint.  Oh, MRSP is a scant $1200

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Not much for words…

October 1st, 2008

Posts are far and few inbetween.  So this is me in pictures, with one word descriptions

(badass)

(jesus?)

(Ninjas!)

(UFC)

Got better 1 word descriptions than me?  Prove it.

Latest Trophy

September 11th, 2008

Here is my latest trophy.  Even though he wasn’t really.  He was CPR’d (catch, photo, release in case you were curious)  Lets just say he wasn’t my target fish at the time, but apparently he was hungrier than all other fish in the area.

Pike

as always, click for a larger picture.

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Bits and Pieces (in pictures)

July 25th, 2008
  • I’ve figured out where all of the sandbags go after the flood waters have left.  They go to the Sandbag grave yard.  How obvious, I know!
  • I went fishing at Sugema Lake with Bryan.  The fishing was good, finding underwater trees was not.  And yes, that’s a fish grabber I’m using.  I’m not sure why actually.  It was among the random things that Bryan had acquired and apparently it needed to be used at least once.
  • This is what I kept from fishing.  But after cleaning and frying up so many fish this gave me incentive to keep more of my catch, clean em, and freeze em.  I’m planning on having a fish fry with friends later this year.  You’re invited!
  • I had a birthday earlier this week and this is a self portrait I took of myself before I went out with friends.  I’ve since shaved the beard, but I got a bigger hat.

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Horizontal rain = Horizontal tree

July 9th, 2008

It’s not much of an equation i know, but it holds true, as the pictures below (and in the gallery) will prove

So… I have a lot of clean up to do. The worst part of the whole thing isn’t cutting up the fallen tree, it’s carrying it up the hill in the back of my yard and putting it the bed of my truck. If I could get my truck into my back yard it would be so much simpler and quicker. Well being the resourceful little gnome that I am I rigged up what I like to call the poor mans brush cart. It consists of 10 feet of plastic green snow fence, about 30 feet of rope, a wooden stick, and the pole from a broken push broom (fyi, push brooms aren’t meant to replace snow shovels)

How do I move brush?  Ghetto Stylee!

Brush goes on the specially designed mesh leave/branch holding surface (snow fence) I fold the back side over top once I have a full load, bungie it to the pole in front and attach the ropes to the mad max tractor. It may look ghetto, but it beats the hell out of making 50+ trips through the back of my yard carrying pokey wet branches to my truck.

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An elephant never forgets, sparrows don’t either apparnetly

June 23rd, 2008

So, as we’ve all seen, the sparrows felt the need to turn my truck into a bird mansion of sorts. I quickly thwarted their plans, and removed them from my truck just as gently as possible and released them into their natural habitat. Since then I’ve made sure to keep my windows up when I park in my driveway.
Well, apparently the sparrows weren’t all to happy with me. Keep in mind that I’ve been living at my house for almost 2 years now. There are no tree’s that overhang my driveway, and no nests around (except for that robbin’s nest that i tore down in my garage early this spring) I have never noticed an abnormal amount of bird doody (keeping it PG for the younger readers) on my truck. Until a couple of days ago that is…..
bird poop 1 bird poop 2

You may not be able to tell from the smaller pictures (click to see larger versions) but apparently the sparrows were not happy, and now neither am I.  Perhaps it’s time I invest in a Red Ryder.

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